Sahil Khan

• Mere ghar padosh ki Neha Aunty aae hue thi,Maine ander mummy ko awaz lagae]
  Me- mummy Neha Aunty aae hai,Thoda Ek cup coffe lana
  (neha aunty zor se awaz lagate huve)
  Neha Aunty- Nahi-Nahi sahil ki mummy 2 cup laaiyega mai akele kaise
  piyungi, sahil tumbhi piyo ..! :)
  Me-Are aunty itna tension mat lijiye wo coffe mai apne liye hi manga
  raha tha..!! :D :D :D

• Ek larki ne life partner website pe ye ad diya tha ki "Larka Thakur
  khandaan se hona chahiye"
  Mai toh ye padh kar bada pareinshan hogaya maine us larki ko call kiya
  aur kaha ki "Lekin jaha tak mai janta hoon... Ki Shayad Thakur k
  khandaan ko toh Gabbar sing ne maar diya tha, to phir koi bacha kaha?"
  !!! :o